pediatrician, they tell me to call an ear, nose and throat
So I call the ENT
and they tell me go to the ER before she aspirates it into her
So I call a friend
who flies over to watch the kids and I race to the ER.
I fill out a bunch
A doctor says to me
"she has a bead up her nose" when he looks up there.
I refrain from
hitting the doctor.
The doctor is not
challenged and sends a PA over.
The PA had me put my
mouth over Kelli’s making a seal, hold the open nostril and blow. As hard as I
The bead and the
contents of her nose shoot out and land in my hair.
Kelli thinks this is
I am asked for
insurance information on the way out.
I point out that I was the one who
actually got the bead out of the nose and will they forward me the
staff has no sense of humor.
Kelli asks for a
treat on the way home because she had to go to the hospital.
disappointed in mummy’s response.
Mummy needs a glass