Dad: "Are you saving this box?"
Mom: "Yes, you are going to use it to make a telescope with Erin this weekend."
Dad: "Have you changed my name to Macgyver ?"
Mom: "I have instructions from a science book."
Dad: "Instructions on how to turn a cardboard box into a telescope?" He says with disbelief and a tad of sarcasm.
Mom: "Hey I am constructing the entire Nile river and delta as well as a few pyramids out of an aluminum pan tomorrow, wanna switch?"
Dad: "I’ll make the telescope."