Are you likely to hear the following:
Mom: Why is there a dead moth wrapped in a paper towel in the fridge? Where we keep food! That we eat!
Unnamed Child: I didn’t have time to get to it.
Mom: Get to what?
UC: The autopsy.
There is where I stopped asking for information. I relocated the corpse the the second fridge we keep for overflow. The one not in the kitchen, with the food, that we eat.
Ruth Tucker says
I love it!!!
Michele Q. says
Oh my you handled it MUCH better than I would have. I’m fairly sure i would have freaked out!